Signs

Whaddya think of your horoscope? Clap trap? Maybe but there's something to be said for those personality profiles.

I can honestly say, hand on heart, my in depth knowledge of those 12 personality types (owing to reams of material printed in 90's issues of "MIZZ" magazine), help me, to this day, to suss out characters. OK, so I made mistakes with a few soul-sucking, energy draining "vampires", but that's good. I applied my star sign knowledge to these past mistakes & came up with good results. Virgo men are generally: controlling, manipulative, sharp-tongued, overly sensitive, no fun scrooges. My father & my first disastrous boyfriend come under this category. Naturally am wary of men when they mention they were born in September; makes plenty sense. But future Virgoan males I've met, after getting to know them, have the same shadowy movement under their eyes when they feel attacked by a playful jibe, the same insanely annoying neeeeeeeeeeeeed to clarify EVERYTHING, just to make sure you understand they didn't mean to sound as if they said something they did actually want you to understand they said but don't want to come across as that type of person because they're not that type of person you understand? Smile! Oh you don't understand? Then you're an idiot & not worthy.

It's true. A Virgo from the work place? I don't like him.

Listen, I am a very open, heart-on-sleeve young woman & I DO give people a fair chance. But I've noticed this is something I am good at judging, & the Virgo thing helps me feel protected. That's right, I'm protecting myself from more serious hurtful attacks. So, are horoscopes a load a rubbish?

Titter, titter.

NOTE: Virgoan men are not unhealthy for everyone. For me, personally, they generally are.

So far I have gotten along insanely well with Pisceans of both sexes. My mother, mentor & sister are/were all Pisceans. Their romantic, dreamy, hippy styles greatly match my nature.